Thursday, December 23, 2010

THE TWELVE DAYS OF FANTASY CHRISTMAS


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU FROM THE STAFF OF SHOW FANTASY SPORTS.







THE TWELVE DAYS OF FANTASY CHRISTMAS
BY Wes "theShow" Ramsey

On the first day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me a 1st round pick of AP

On the 2nd day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me...2 Brett Farve texts and a 1st round pick of AP

On the 3rd day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me....3 vulture TD's, 2 Brett Farve Texts and a 1st round pick of AP.

On the 4th day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me....4 Belichick hoodies, 3 vulture TD's, 2 Brett Farve Texts and a 1st round pick of AP.

On the 5th day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me...5 Cowboy SB tickets, 4 Belichick hoodies, 3 vulture TD's, 2 Brett Farve Texts and a 1st round pick of AP.

On the 6th day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me...6 Thanksgiving games without the Lions, 5 Cowboy SB tickets, 4 Belichick hoodies, 3 vulture TD's, 2 Brett Favre Texts and a 1st round pick of AP.

On the 7th day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me...7 Lynn Swan's a swimming, 6 T.Giving games without the Lions, 5 Cowboys SB tickets, 4 Belichick hoodies, 3 vulture TD's, 2 Brett Farve Texts and a 1st round pick of AP.

On the 8th day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me....8 Jen Sterger's a-laying, 7 Lynn Swan's a swimming, 6 T.giving days without the Lions, 5 Cowboys SB tickets, 4 Belichick hoodies 3 vulture TD's 2 Brett Favre Texts and a 1st rd pick of AP.

On the 9th day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me...9 concussions, 8 Jen Sterger's a-laying, 7 Lynn Swan's a swimming, 6 T.giving days without the Lions, 5 Cowboys SB tickets, 4 Belichick hoodies 3 vulture TD's 2 Brett Favre Texts and a 1st rd pick of AP.

On the 10th day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me...10 scared Mike Vick dogs a leaping, 9 concussions, 8 Jen Sterger's a-laying, 7 Lynn Swan's a swimming, 6 T.giving days without the Lions, 5 Cowboys SB tickets, 4 Belichick hoodies 3 vulture TD's 2 Brett Favre Texts and a 1st rd pick of AP.

On the 11th day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to me Eleven Rex Ryan's Piping,10 scared Mike Vick dogs a leaping, 9 concussions, 8 Jen Sterger's a-laying, 7 Lynn Swan's a swimming, 6 T.giving days without the Lions, 5 Cowboys SB tickets, 4 Belichick hoodies 3 vulture TD's 2 Brett Favre Texts and a 1st rd pick of AP.

On the 12th day of fantasy christmas my commish gave to meeeeeeeeee!!!........(read 'em all)
12 Thursday games I can't see on NFL Network, Eleven loudmouths piping, 10 good as dead dogs, 9 concusssions, 8 ho's a laying, 7 Lynn Swan's a swimming, 6 Thanksgiving days with decent football, 5 worthless tickets, 4 stupid sweatshirts, 3 son of a b....shoulda started that guy, 2 texts you don't want to see and a 1st round pick of a DNP! week 15(lalala cost me and a bunch of others playoff wins, you puss).

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