Wednesday, October 20, 2010

No Morning After Pill This Week

I am sad to report that there will be no Morning After Pill this week because our writer Adam has been suspended for enjoying James Harrison's two brutal hits on defenseless Cleveland Browns players in week 6 a little too much. Rumor has it that Adam takes his family out to eat and celebrates these hits so we are reviewing his conduct on a week to week basis. The M.A.P. will return next week better than ever. Lastly, Adam requested that I give a shout out to Peyton Hillis for a nice game vs. his team, but also wanted me to note....

Ya don't spit into the wind,
Ya don't tug on Superman's cape,
and ya don't rush for 100 yds on the Pittsburgh Steelers!

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